Friday, April 21, 2006

The Case of the Painful Shoulder

This case was easily temporarily solved with a few morphine injections.

If only all cases could be solved with a few morphine injections!

On second thought, perhaps they can be.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

The Case of the Undead Dandelion

The dandelion is an insidious weed. But that's not all about the dandelion. It defies the laws of science and nature, possessing a supernatural ability to return from the dead. I cannot prove this, but I have a hunch.

Take today, for example. I removed a dandelion from the lawn in front of the house. Tomorrow there will probably be another dandelion there. What possible explanation could there be, except one that defies explanation?